I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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