So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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