Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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