We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Why are your pants in the freezer?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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