I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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