forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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