hell yes lets make some ravioli
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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