can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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