did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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