at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Come share oat with me in your robe
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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