I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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