You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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