I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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