coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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