Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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