i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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