Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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