So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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