her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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