just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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