next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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