In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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