Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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