So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize