worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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