1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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