So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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