They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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