Pregnant stripper...not hot.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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