Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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