do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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