do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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