Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i barfeds in our rink
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
two words: eviction party
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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