Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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