I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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