you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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