just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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