You surviving the open bar?
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im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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