I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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