I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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