did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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