You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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