so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
All I want is dick and wine.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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