Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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