just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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