It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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