Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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