Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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