I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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