There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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